Sunday 17 January 2010

OH SHIT

Hmm I feel pretty scared right now, as of this week i've been experiencing a couple strange things in my house, i'll start with the other night;

Sleeping peacefully when im suddenly awoken by the drop of paper, the paper was sitting on top of my printer, on my desk, on the floor, so sure no big deal but it was a pretty big leap to not fall on my desk but the floor instead, so I feel abit wierd but just try to go back to sleep, and as im laying there swear to you I hear a voice shout as if it's right next to me, and at that point I jump up to turn the light on and look around my room because im pretty shook now. But of course there's nothing in my room so I just talk myself out of it and try again to go to sleep. And as I lay there I can hear noises coming from outside as usual. Next day in the morning I did see that my window was open a small amount, however I thought it was closed the whole night, I would have noticed the curtains move, so in no way was it open enough to have strong enough wind come in to blow the paper around and for the neighbors to be loud enough to sound as if they're right next to me.

So that was odd, but I got over it and put it down to being half asleep. But then today, a sunny sunday afternoon, the family all out food shopping, me chilling in front of the TV catching up on Big Brother, music playing from the kitchen, all cool; and as im watching the show I hear some strange breathing noise, like someone keeps heavily exhaling from their nose really quickly, at first im confused thinking its the TV, so I pause the TV and the breathing still continues, it sounds like its in the room with me, and its not me, the window isnt even open either. So im sat there listening and then it stops, I don't feel too scared because its so bright out, just abit odd. I then forget about the noises, turn the TV off and go into the kitchen to do the dishes, when I hear a noise from the door so im thinking my mum is back from food shopping, so im standing there waiting to hear her call me but there's nothing, there's no one there; so I continue the dishes and I hear it again and check the door once more, and still, just me in the house.

NOW IM FEELING FREAKED OUT AS I START THINKING OF ALL THE WIERD THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN OCCURING RECENTLY.

but its only around 3pm and its so bright out. I walk into the living room to just stand and listen confused, and i can hear a humming, I look around and the Wii is on, everything else off, and ya know, the hum on gaming systems is quite loud, I should have noticed that earlier, and also no one had been playing Wii today.

So here I am now blogging about it because im so confused, im hoping its just me being really sensitive to sounds of the street, forgetting things, and the wind. But I dunno, i've seen strange things before, and having watched Paranormal Activity and having it running over in my head now really doesn't help. 
So all I can say now is, incase im found dead in the near future, atleast my experiences have been evidenced.

Saturday 16 January 2010

KAISHIA'S EAR

Well my stomach feels abit groggy, but there's no headache or extreme tiredness, so all in all, pretty good. Last night me, kaishia, emma and her friend Mark went to this bar/club in Kensington called Opal, I suspected it would be shit, because Kensington is full of rich old twats and shitty commercial music, and the name Opal, which is ya kno, a granny stone.

So we met at Emma's to start drinking coz we're cheap and ghetto, emma was up for getting wasted tonight because she was super nervous for her male friend who decided to tag along with us, but hey, he doesnt drink and has a car, can i get a T-A-X-I! is all im thinking, brilliant. So we get to the bar and its pretty tiny in there, theres a dance floor too with a couple oldies getting down with there bad selves, so we just plonk ourselves down some seats, best thing is our bags didnt get checked so we got away with taking our alcohol inside, coz u know what West London is like with their prices. 

So as I thought, the place is pretty shit, 3 people dancing, shitty music and an awkward atmosphere, oh and there's this 30 year old guy whos probably on Ecstacy but he's mad fun because he keeps coming back over to us to give us high fives. But anyway me and kaish decide to make the most of the night and go bust some moves on the dancefloor, alcohol having kicked in. And the next thing theres this SWARM of oriental asians (not the hot sort tho) entering the club and I don't really know how but next thing me and kaish are dancing with them, and then theres this one in a suit who keeps coming to dance with me and his friend tells me its his birthday, so heres me dashing away from him every 5 minutes to escape the whole, im NOT ur birthday present kinda thing, so anyway thats funny; but then every time I leave kaish she keeps getting sandwiched with asians, and then one is following her to sit down next to her to whisper sweet nothings into her ear...im so jealous of this guy right now! But anyways once he leaves we find out from Kaishia he was kissing/licking her ear! amazing! thats 2 guys now that have done that to her. I've never really checked out kaishias ears but they must be doing something right!

hmm well that wasnt amazingly exciting, but it was fun which is strange for me to enjoy going out, so yeah, me and kaish had a good night, don't know about the rest.


And here's just 2 pretty pictures I found surfing around DA





Thats all folks/only barry x

Thursday 14 January 2010

ITS A FAM TING

Everytime I visit my great grandad in Portsmouth I always get excited looking over old photos, and in particular this portrait of my nan; she's one of my favourite people, so I had to take a snap to keep for myself


lovely, although I think she was abit of a whore back in the day though...

DROP

Check out this awesome site: DROP, its basically just another street fashion snapper blog, but ya know, the Japanese just do it SOOO much better.




Wednesday 13 January 2010

CARD MAKING

It's my friend's birthday tomorow, and since I didn't bother to leave the house today to go and buy her a card I made one instead :) Im quite pleased, made an envelope and bow too, check it...


outside

the card

inside.

Saturday 9 January 2010

YO TOK YO



I saw these lovely photos by James Ryang of Tokyo, ah so badly want to go back there, and these pictures also remind me that I should post some of my photos from Japan too, but Ryang's work is just lovely, so here's more:




OFF SHE GOES

Well yesterday was barry's last night in london, and well, we didn't really plan anything, so me, koos and barry decided to hit up cheap n cheerful Liquid nation for cocktails. The night included: hovering guys that turned into an older version of Philipe and that main guy from Greenday talking to barry, a disgusting big old black man that said I look fertile, wtf! A chav talking about a hat and a random film then trying to kiss kaishia, failing at pool, barry stealing a lampshade - pure brilliance, kaishia stealing the white ball and me the que, getting nasty ass kebabs and missing our bus, and random black guys hovering at bus stops. Wierd. Anyways here's 2 pictures.




HOT DAMM 2

Silviu Tolu, gosh he's pretty




CHAMPION

Woohoo I finally won something on Ebay, its this strange holographic silver top I dunno if i'll ever wear, but it was too holographic to not bid on, and 99p! ok with p&p the total is about £4, but I can deal with that.




The amazing multi-coloured bustier I posted earlier is ending in about 15 minutes, but its gone up to £16, hmm, pricey, I dunno whether to bid, but its so good though.

Thursday 7 January 2010

WHY SO SICK

Urgh Ebay makes me so depressed, I keep finding all these awesome clothes, watching them, and then completely forgetting to come back to them to bid, so this time i've bidded early, but they all end at annoying i'll be at college times,

I've just spied these 2 pieces today






WANT WANT WANT. The first one is getting scooped up so quickly by other people though, its unfair.

HOT DAMM

Ok I have no idea what happened, but this picture of Jethro is actually amazingly hot, dunno, maybe its because the smoke covers half his face, but whatever


DISSAPOINTMENT

Aww man I was totally looking forward to the Chiswick Ceremoney today, and sure im happy that the snow cancelled college for me for a second day, and that I get to keep cosy in my warm house, but I really wanted to go back to school and wear my dress I previously thought Id never wear and now think is major awesome, and see everyone from school including Mr.Miller the photography teacher.
Well, they better reschedule.



DOES MY FRO MATCH THIS TUX?




Haha, Jean-Paul Gaultier is mixing fake afros with tailored suits, fucking love it, looks so hot.

INSOMNIAC ZONE

SPECTACLES, good gosh man.


I've been seeing alot of round spectacles lately, from the most recent issue of Supersuper, to this oriental guy at my college, trust he goes around with neat windblown hair and dark circular spectacles 24/7, and he looks major fine, however I saw him the other day however without the glasses...not doing it. And this pretty shoot titled Insomniac Zone from TheOnes2Watch





so i think its safe to say these specs are lugging some major awesome with them, im not looking forward to seeing them go mainstream if they do, but there are plently of these babies loittering up Ebay atm.

DREAMS ARE AWESOME

So well im not the sort to get dreams on a reg, and often when i do they're some scary shit, but over the past 2 days they've been pretty damm cool. they've happened when ive been half asleep also, just napping in the living room sofa while everything happens around me, n the coolest thing is how everything subconsciously affects my dreams.

I cant remember everything so clearly but yesterday afternoon it started off as some kind of Star wars dream, like I remember luke skywalker was there n we were in some spaceship around, well, space, but the wierd thing was that he was played by Alex Reid, that was odd, i blame watching bb the night before n Stephan telling Alex he's like that blonde James Bond guy, wierd. so then all of a sudden i think there was like some badguys out in space n we decided to head back to the space base which was uber cool, just all these floating pod like stations n heavy spacecrafts, dont really know what was going on but i felt scared so i guess something bad. So im floating around in space with the group as we head somewhere n then everything changes to some sunny colourful kinda classroom place in Japan where im with a bunch of happy chatting japanese people, n theres some girl tryna show me this mad shape she trimmed into her pubes, way wierd, so i walk away from her n walk out the place with this odd japanese guy n then he starts telling me how he's not wearing underpants, not in a sexual "hey babe im not wearing pants, wanna get it on" more casual n that he's wearing those jokes willy warmers you find in wrong gift n card shops, so before he shows me i walk off n im with the gang, maz, koos, kc n emma n we are in a Japanese gift store, n mariels reading some apparently japanese story that everyone knows about a hill and horses and days of the week, n then we see this trivia gift thing that has a question like "what day does the horse not go onto the hill?" n kaishia n maz are all screaming the day from the tale, then cracking up coz its right. odd, but i had like sum de ja vu feelings from it. and then i wake up n realise i only drifted off for a couple minutes, like WTF I HAD SUM NEXT ADVENTURE.

ok that doesnt actually prove the subconscious stuff, that was today, i've basically just woken up now n feel all that was way cool.

so yeah today while drifting off well i forgot the first few bits but im in my house, actually where im sleeping right now, n morgans dad comes over with his new girlfriend, dont kno what relevance that has but theyre both at my house. and then the next thing i kno im in sum cool adventure place, kinda space like, where theres all these different space pod hallways and rooms and different floor levels, and the top floors are like those round hamster excersize thingies, so firstly it kinda felt like i was exploring the place, but then i turned into the main character n i had to take over from the previous character, dude i was Olimer from Pikmin, i was microsize, in space, it was cool, i had all these little dudes following me, and i was travelling round in this donut shaped floating spaceship, speeding through giant space cats n colourful toaster oven goods, but then it was nearing the end of the day n the twat of a player before me left all their pikmin scattered about the place, so i had to go search for them and bring them back to their onions, i have no idea why i was dreaming of Pikmin, havent played that game for so long, so then i manage to save the pikmin dudes, n then im in half in sum montain land half in my house n i have a wallet on me with which i open n start glueing money into, which instead of the queen has the face of the kid from wizards of waverly place on it.

My brother then wakes me up, im totally freaked out, and there's sum horrible noise coming from outside and im like what the hell is that? and then morgan tells me his dad is outside chipping away snow, wierd, and i look to the TV and wizards of waverly place is on, wierd again. So yeah its cool how my dreams subconsciously interacted with what was happening around me n i had no idea. Makes me want to get sum tapes of like disney films recorded n play that in my headphones at night, man that would be some cool dreams.
Sorry for the extreme longness of this, but i wanted to get it down somewhere.


LETS SPACEHOP THROUGH THE STARS

Wednesday 6 January 2010

PICS FROM NEW YEARS

Ok so im what 6 days late? well better late than never, some pics from new years eve at my place because me n kaishia were too lazy to venture outside,

emma and kaishia drinking
emma still drinking
the aftermath of emma drinking, haha i love this picture mariels disgusting concoction, wtf never mix Baileys with ANYTHING unless you want to be chewing alcoholkaishia attempting to drink mariels concoction, with which she gagged up in my toilet, nice. and monkey and the chin. i dont know whats going on with her face.
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So yeah, new years was fun, i enjoyed it anyway, antics included making fun cocktails, grooving to Magic fm or some other oldskool radio station, playing Just Dance - my new obsession, dancing and screaming like mad women to Lady Gaga, getting drunkard, mariel and emma falling all over the floor, mariel raping kaysi, emma spilling alcohol everywhere, failing to play cards, mariel touching balls, kaysi sleeping in a boy juice bed, and me being wonder woman in the morning to clean everything up.

RANDOM ACTS OF PRETTYNESS

I need to make this blog prettier, you know like find a decent blog layout n get some pictures n links around the side columns, but hey im failing college enough already so i shouldn't go searching for those just yet. So anyways heres some random pretty pictures for good vibes n all.


PISSED

Firstly how the hell did it get to 2010? thats madness, i can remember 2000 so well with the millenium n shit, if this next 10 years goes just as fast im gonna be 28, and thats nearly 30, and thats like having kids age, and thats like middle age, and thats like half ur life gone... urgh.

Well anyways do you kno the feeling when you have to go back to ur daily grind n u rush out the house to make the train, its sum next arctic cold, n ur train comes at 8:01, n u get to the train station to discover...


PISSED. so im there freezing my butt off for 20 minutes, and guess what? i forget my ipod, fff. so when the train does eventually come n i then wait out for another 10 minutes for the bus for the 40 minute bus ride because i suppose its necessary for buses to move at 10mph in the icy conditions. i then check my bag to make sure i have all my stuff for the day, and hey, i forgot my paints for the only worthwhile class of the day, great! but ya kno what the worst thing is? being 5 minutes away from college and getting a text from a friend saying "hey, guess what? college is closed, SNOW DAY!" ... PISSED.

HELLOS AND ALL THAT

Well hello, this seems to be my third blog, and one that im actually going to try and keep up to date with, i think that should be my new years resolution, or am i too late to be making one? whatevs ill try it anyway.

SPEAK HER BOX

I was stumped for names so i looked around my room, what did i see? I saw these kick-ass afro men speakers with speakers for afros, so hey speakers, we're getting somewhere! which led me to speakerbox for a name, or more Speakerboxxx as in Outkast's rap guys album, the other one The Love Below, now that album was DECENT, but a simple web address of speakerbox was already taken, and might i add not updated since 2005 i think, such a waste. So thought id change it up abit, im female right, so speak her box, geddit? haha, altho, it also sounds kinda wrong, like someone who speaks to their vagina....